© Cheddarhead Fantasy Football League 2021
Rainbow Bets 2020/21
Aaron Rodgers will win 3
Superbowls in his career. $5.00.
(1)
DAVID - YES
DAN - NO
Pronouncing Polynesian Names
In what has become my old man “get off my grass” moment, I have noticed that I get constantly fed up with the
incorrect pronunciation of the numerous Polynesian players in professional and college football. This has
become so upsetting that I am taking this opportunity to try and teach these talking heads the proper
pronunciation of these names.
Now, normally, I wouldn’t waste my time with this but, pronouncing Polynesian names is easier than
pronouncing words in standard english. IT ISN’T HARD. Here is what you need to know.
1. In the Polynesian languages, all 5 vowels are used; A,E,I,O,U.
2. In the Polynesian languages, EACH VOWEL IS PRONOUNCED ONLY 1 WAY. That way is as
follows: A - ah, E - ay, I - ee, O - oh, U - oo. NO OTHER WAY. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY EACH
VOWEL GET PRONOUNCED.
3. In the Polynesian languages, ALL vowels get pronounced within the word being said.
4. In the Polynesian languages, you DO NOT get to add extra letters that aren’t there or you
think SHOULD be there.
With these rules in mind, it is time to call out the talking heads that report on or do play by play of games that
include Polynesian players. You DO NOT get to add an N to Tua’s last name. You DO NOT get to add an N or
pronounce letters in Clemson’s back up QB’s name. Here is the correct way to say each players name:
Notice, there isn’t ONE SINGLE N in ANY of those names. QUIT PUTTING ONE IN THERE.
So there, I did the hard work for all of you sports casters, QUIT BEING LAZY and show a little pride in your job.
Bold or Stupid Predictions
Taysom Hill will be New Orleans
starting QB in 2021 $5.00.
DAVID - YES
WAYNE - NO
TUA TAGOVAILOA
(too-ah)
(tah-goh-vah-ee-loh-ah)
TAULIA TAGOVAILOA
(tahoo-lee-ah)
(tah-goh-vah-ee-loh-ah)
DJ UIAGALELEI
(dee-jay)
(oo-ee-ah-gah-lay-lay-ee)
MARCUS MARIOTA
(marcus)
(mah-ree-oh-tah)
CHRIS KEMOEATU
(chris)
(kay-moh-ay-ah-too)
TROY POLAMALU
(troy)
(poh-lah-mah-loo)
Cam Newton will have better
Dynasty League stats than Ryan
Fitzpatrick. $5.00.
DAVID - YES
WAYNE - NO
Matthew Stafford will be a top 12
QB in the Dynasty League. $5.00.
DAVID - NO
WAYNE - YES
NFL Draft Contest
1. Simply email your first round NFL Mock Draft to cffpodcast@hotmail.com
2. Include your name, address and phone number on your entry.
3. Fill in all 32 TEAMS and PLAYER PICKS.
4. You will receive 1 point for each correct TEAM picking in the spot listed and 1 point for
each correct PLAYER picked in the selected spot.
5. The person with the MOST POINTS will win a $50.00 dining gift card from the show.
6. The person with the SECOND MOST POINTS will receive a $30.00 dining gift card from the
show.
7. The person with the THIRD MOST POINTS will receive a $20.00 dining gift card from the
show.
8. AS A BONUS, if ANYONE gets the first 10 TEAMS AND PLAYER PICKS correct, they will
win a $100.00 dining gift card fro, the show.
9. AS A TIE-BREAKER, please include a guess as to how many SEC PLAYERS will be
selected in rounds 1 through 4. Closest without going over will win the tie-breaker.
10. You may enter more than once however; each entry must be sent in its own email.
11. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN MY EMAIL IN BOX BY MIDNIGHT CST ON APRIL 28, 2021.
